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Brazilian Taxi Driver Nails Michael Jackson's "Billie Jean"
Just as I suspected: Michael Jackson isn't dead. He fled to Brazil, got a tan and a little plastic surgery, and now spends his days beat-boxing in a taxi. (BestWeekEver)
