1. "Wow! London is cheap as chips! AND I got a pint for £11. Bargain!"
2. "Yeah, it’s EXACTLY like Shameless where I live. SCATTOH!"
3. "Can I get a tall soya decaf latte with no foam to go please?"
4. "MAD FER IT!"
5. "I love it when you insinuate that I have led a life of crime because I’m from Manchester. LOL! Seriously though, give me your wallet."
6. "I much prefer the Haçienda as a block of flats. It’s a charming reinvention of such a historical monument of the city’s musical achievements."
7. "Fry-up on a Sunday morning? No thanks, I’m on a strict paleo diet."
8. "The best thing to come out of Manchester is obviously Mick Hucknall."
9. "GARLIC BREAD?!"
10. "Why are we arguing? It doesn’t matter if it’s a muffin or barm! Heck, let’s just call it a bread roll and never mention this again."
11. "Is it organic?"
12. "When the 'Country House' vs 'Roll With It' battle for No. 1 happened in 1995, I of course sided with those lovely London boys Blur."
13. "I just can't relate to Peter Kay's observational comedy."
14. "By ‘eck, you smell gorgeous tonight, petal."
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15. "There’s no right or wrong side of the Pennines."
16. "All-nighter? Ooh no, not for me, need my beauty sleep."
17. "I am in no way related to anyone Irish."
18. "I can’t really decide: I think I like both Man City AND Man United."
19. "Let's have an outdoor wedding!"
