Actually, I do laugh when my kids overreact. I just try not to laugh too hard while they’re in earshot.

Why do you have your legs crossed like that? Do you need to pee?

It’s my dock in a box?

Because I needed another reason to love that guy.

My daughter had a couple of rats a few years ago. Creeped me out at first, but they were great pets. They’d love to cuddle and wouls sit on her shoulder when we went out for walks.

Sheetz food has gone way downhill. Wawa still wins for me.

The Dali museum is pretty amazing.

I love this little girl and her family. They are a hot mess, but they are supportive of her without being forceful, love each other, and live within their means. I don’t care how backwards and trashy people think they are. They are tolerant, loving, and confident.

Super sweet picture, but not a newborn.

Who the hell is Diplo?