Slate has come up with an interactive timeline depicting Obama’s life as portrayed by four different sources. This graph shows Barack’s own take on the importance of each time period. This is fun, graphs are so much better than reading!

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1. “The Lives of Barack Obama”

Thank God the cigarettes are OK though.

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It’s funnier when a dog says “sausage” in an English accent. Even if it isn’t actually talking, and it’s for Bud Light.

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This Wonderbra billboard is comprised of thousands of smaller pictures of regular women in their bras. Wonderbra asked the ladies of London to help generate “the biggest collection of boobs ever seen.” The company then used the collection to create this image. The billboard is on display in central London or you can visit the interactive version online. Yes, you can zoom in.

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Um, designer is cool and all, but who wants stick figure smiley faces on their condoms?

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Men make disturbing faces too.

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Magic Eye makes useful optical illusions too…corporate signs! I mean it’d be bad if you actually wanted to read it, but it looks so cool!

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CULTURE BUZZ: Type in any name and NameVoyager graphs how popular it has been from 1880 to 2007. You can totally guess name popularity by decade. Sunshine only shows up in the 60’s and 70’s and Rihanna doesn’t even appear on the chart until 2006. I also learned that Anne is for really really old people. Thanks mom and dad.

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1. Find Your Name

CULTURE BUZZ: Church signs that make me happy to live in a Christian nation. And by happy I mean dangerously depressed. I love when God talks to me through vinyl lettering.

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1. God’s Talking To You

American television execs are continuing to just say no to nipples on air. Eva Mendes’ new ad for Calvin Klein has been banned from U.S. networks. The ad shows Eva rolling around topless while musing on love, madness, and obsession. Turns out Calvin Klein execs already knew how prude we Americans are before producing the ad. They just didn’t care.

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1. “Banned! Eva Mendes’ Calvin Klein Ad”
2. Nipple Ban = Serious Election Issue
3. Adding Nipples Fixes Everything!
4. Eva Mendes v. Kate Moss

Ali Lohan’s music video for her first single “All the Way Around.” She’s kinda cute, but why is her mom all up in this?

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Am I a bad person for laughing so hard?

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Ludacris has come out with a freestyle in support of Barack Obama, but the song isn’t enjoying a glowing endorsement from the Obama camp. I guess lyrics like “that bitch is irrelevant” don’t support “change we can believe in” after all.

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1. Luda’s Lyrics
2. Obama’s Not Returning the Love

CELEBRITY BUZZ: LifeStyles Condoms has offered Miley Cyrus 1 million dollars and a lifetime supply of condoms to be their spokesperson. Unfortunately for LifeStyles, Miley has promised to save herself until marriage. Still, there may be hope because we all know how that turns out.

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The Best Links:

1. “Miley Sought for Safe-Sex Ed”
2. But We’ll Never Have Sex Again
3. “Could Miley Cyrus Appear On Your Next Condom?”

SPORTS BUZZ: Time just released the “100 Olympic Athletes to Watch.” From a 14 year-old diver to a Thai ex-con, check out the list.

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1. 100 Olympic Athletes To Watch

A bench-clearing brawl erupted during a minor league baseball game in Dayton, Ohio last night. One hour, seventeen ejections and one felony assault charge later the game resumed, ending with a 6-5 Dayton win. Sorry Candace Parker, minor league baseball out-gangstered you on this one.

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1. What Happened?

Ever wonder which members of the Bush administration could be spending time in the slammer? This nifty chart clears up your questions.

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1. “An Interactive Guide to Bush-Administration Lawbreaking”

Last night MTV debuted the first political ad to ever air on the station. The ad attacks Obama, charging that he is “worse than a flip-flopper.” I hope Obama has an MTV ad response. Crappy reality TV and political ads, together at last.

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1. “Obama Attacked In First National Political Ad To Air On MTV”

Last season the CW pissed off journalists and parents by using racy ads to promote “Gossip Girl.” Now the CW is using quotes from those critics in new ads. The posters superimpose critical phrases like, “mind-blowingly inappropriate” over images from the show. At this point Americans are sure to discover that these over-privileged fictional teenagers are having sex. Can we handle it?

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1. Gossip Girl Sexes Up It Some More
2. Other Equally Inappropriate Gossip Girl Ads

President Bush asks Wall Street, “How long will it (take to) sober up?” There is nothing more inspiring than complex economic questions put in terms of alcohol.

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