16 Useful Life Skills "Broad City" Has Taught Us

Abbi and Ilana have so much wisdom to impart.

1. How to deposit a check.

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Turns out, you do still have to sign the back of the check.

2. How to sleep at work.

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Two options, really: 1) Take a pillow to the bathroom or 2) learn to sleep with your eyes open.

3. How to respond to a catcaller who tells you to smile.

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4. How to make firecracker smoothies.

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5. How to pick up guys at bars without even talking to them.

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In under 10 seconds.

6. How not to wash a sex toy.

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Hint: don't put it in the dishwasher.

7. How to get the best deals on homeware.

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8. And the best deals on purses.

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9. How to buy clothes out of your budget.

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Gotta love that return policy.

10. How to file your taxes.

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11. How to turn office supplies into weed money.

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If only we all had a dealer as great as Jaime who would take a Staples gift card for payment.

12. How to peg.

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Make sure to start by lubing up the head.

13. How to enjoy foods you're allergic to.

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Just bring an EpiPen in your clutch! Der!

14. How to discreetly store weed (or anything).

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Words to live by.

15. And how to be eco-friendly.

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Don't pack pillows with packing peanuts, folks. Pillows are nature's packing peanuts.

16. But most importantly, how to be a best friend.

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You stick up for each other, help each other get laid, and basically just root for each other's success no matter how small that success may be.