Step 14: steal her purse because she’s not holding on to it.
What they need is a dictionary.
Jonathan Jackson in On the Edge. Terrible.
People are really codependent these days.
Galaxy High!! I forgot all about that one. Remember Beverly Hills Teens?
Right? Yikes. Your secret is safe with me!
If a tree falls in the forest and no one is there to Instagram it, does it get a LIKE?
I became a VIB Rouge last year. Haven’t had time for my free makeover yet though.
She’s so lame.
Patty Pitstain since 7th grade. When I say hyper, you say hidrosis…
Potato with eyes made me laugh so hard.
I call bullshit.
Jesse’s Girl forever and ever amen.
When these kids grow up and find out how much their parents talked about their pooping habits in Facebook, there’s going to be a lot of angry teenagers out there.
I’m nobody, but #capforstrat from Me in Madsachusetts because my dad had prostate cancer too.
At first I thought that was Chris Evans!
Going to Scotland by myself in July! I’m going in a five day guided tour of the Highlands and the Islands. I’m so excited to get away.
John Hamm should join the cast!
Sigh. What a nice thing to wake up to.
This taught me nothing.
*12 pains of Christmas Voice** I don’t even know all these people!!
Just once?? Ha. Amateurs.
RIP funny man