1. Being encouraged to eat a frankly ridiculous number of doughnuts.
2. Seriously. It's basically a mitzvah to eat doughnuts.
3. Also, the doughnuts are free. You do not have to pay for them.
4. Being served latkes with apple sauce.
5. The fact that, sometimes, the latkes are colourful.
6. Playing with dreidels.
7. Playing with massive dreidels.
8. Going to multiple parties, every night of the week, which all feature doughnuts.
9. The fact that it's suddenly cool to be on your company's JSoc, because it means you get to control the party guest list.
10. Seeing multi-coloured candles everywhere.
11. Freezing your arse off at all the public candle lightings.
12. The number of politicians who suddenly get involved.
13. Hanukkah gelt.
14. Rewatching this episode of Friends.
15. And all these episodes of The O.C.
16. Chabad literally providing everything you need.
17. Having a celebration that's basically just one big high-five for still existing. Go team!
