No you schmuck, we don’t really celebrate Christmas.
Bubbuleh, don’t you like the rogelach?
You’re from Hendon? Where’s that?
Channukah? Chanukah? Hannukah? Hunnu… Oh, forget it. Have a doughnut!
The klezmer band turns up, the couple enters a tent, glassware gets broken, and we’re off!
Why is hanging out outside synagogue suddenly cool?
I’m going to be a mensch and let you in on a few things.
Oy vey, when will the world grasp the concept of bagels?