What Is Your Worst Sex Story?
“Girls” has been praised for its “real” — read incredibly awkward — sex scenes. But we want to hear your actual stories of real sex gone wrong.
Here’s the scene from the first episode that has people talking:
Now it’s your turn. Tell us about the worst consensual sexual experience you’ve ever had. Help us determine if the crappy sex in Girls is a realistic picture of how young people couple and miscouple — or if truth is even less sexy than fiction.
Share your story in the comments below, or, if you’re worried about sharing, email it to shift@buzzfeed.com (we will keep all submissions anonymous).
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- samkuttym thinks What Is Your Worst Sex Story? is Cute
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Abbey Love 11 months agoMy best friends old boyfriend had this roommate that would always try and hook up with me when ever we hung out. I was never interested in him and would regularly hook up with other guys that he knew…sometimes we’d make out even in front of this kid. Anyway one night I couldn’t find anyone so out of convenience I thought I’d just sleep with him and it would be fine. Not fine. 1. I had known him maybe a month and hung out like 5 times-ish and one of the first things he said was “tell me you love me”. I thought I couldn’t have possibly heard correctly so I asked him what he said 3 times until I realized he actually said “tell me you love me”. I laughed instead, awkwardly and just said no. He then proceeded to (what felt like seizing, what he called “jackhammer”) on top of me for about 2 minutes while I made the same noise with each slap of having the wind knocked out of me. I basically couldn’t stop laughing at that point and just rolled him off of me and ran into my best friends room and locked the door and slept with her in her bed.
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anonymous84 11 months ago
So. I was dating a very sexually inexperienced guy. This led to a lot of awkward momments, but the one that takes the cake is when we first started having sex. He couldn’t finish inside a girl (?) so he came into his hand. He then thought it would be “Hot” to wipe it all over my face. And in my eyes. Thanks a lot for that.
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stephg2 11 months agoMy first year of university I was hooking up with this 3rd year football player, he was tall and handsome but a douchebag. I ended up finding out the hardvway that he had a girlfriend, but he convinced me that they were only together because he was stuck in a lease, and that as soon as it was over in january he would be able to date me. It had been a couple of months and we still hadn’t had sex, but the night before I went home for christmas vacation I invited him to my rez room to sleepover because my roommate was gone and I figured his relationship was practically over anyways. He came over and we got down to business right away, foreplay lasted around a minute and he stripped me of my clothes and I was on top of him. His penis was uncomfortably large and I hadnt been thrusting for 30 seconds when he said, “I think I should go get a condom.” so this guy knocks me off, gets off the bed, and comes back with a completely flaccid dick. Im talking soft to the point of no return. So I tried to be nice and I took his dick and gave him head, but nothing was happening. Then, he grabbed his own penis, started forcefully jacking off and making all those scary concentrating faces and he actually ended up coming in his own hand. I tried to be nice about it and I started to snuggle with him but he just got up, put all his clothes on and said he had to leave early, I had a melt down (because of the sexual frustration along with him unapologetically leaving) and I screamed at him asking him why the fuck he always hurts me so much and told him to get the fuck out. I kicked the door shut behind him and it wasnt ten minutes before I got a text saying “I know Im sorry Im an asshole.” I just responded with, “Yea I just wish I knew that before we had sex for 30 seconds, your girlfriend sure is one lucky girl!!” After christmas vacation I got a series of 20 unreadable drunk texts and booty calls from him in one night to which he got no response. He is still with that girlfriend.
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natalias4 11 months agoIt happened in a house party i threw with a couple of friends back in high school. Me and my boyfriend at the time were pretty wasted and we decided to go to my room.As we get there we’re kissing we make our way to my bed and i tell him to give me a second. I go into the restroom look for a condom and i freshen up a bit when i come out hes is humping my pillow and he ends up cumming on my bed -___- apparently he was so drunk he though he was fucking me!
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buttholea 11 months agoi kidnapped my sister’s dog over the weekend to hang out with her, tiny little toy fox terrier. the boyfriend and i were cuddling and the dog’s on the bed; i started to give my boyfriend a handjob, and he’s loving it and he realizes the dog is licking his shaft like nbd while this is happening and we’re like WTFFFF and I kick the dog out of bed. from then on, we never fucked with the dog on the bed, and the dog just gave us the most pathetic “I WANT TO BE ON THE BED” sad puppy eyes whenever we do have sex.
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- hwh97 thinks What Is Your Worst Sex Story? is Ew
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Mitchell 11 months ago
Okay, the year 1976 I am in high school Son of Sam is on the loose in New Your City. I have my mom’s car the big Chevrolet Caprice. The girl, a super sexy cheerleader type and all that goes with the title! The weeks leading up to this night we have made our way to being completely naked including heavy petting & wet humping, but have not done the deed.
The day’s prior, she kept saying she is ready, YEA! But oh no, both sets of parents are home. I ask my best friend about his house, no problem. We arrived with one of the two bottles of Boons Farm Strawberry Hill empty, we’re in the family room partly naked, giggling, when the basement door creaks open and in walks his 80+-year-old Italian grandmother completely naked!!!
She mumbles something in Italian and walks off … we scramble to dress and run.
Now we are in the car “cursing” around very horny and drinking. I realized that a carload of my friends is following us. I stop, we talk, and laugh at what happened, one of my friend’s whispers to me about a safe “lovers lane”.
I drive there, it looks great some other cars, a few other people around we feel safe. Deciding to stay in front seat passenger side, are bottoms are off and she is on top! Finally it’s happening, and I am ready to climax, mid-bounce a car pulls up and starts flashing the headlights & hi-beams. She continues riding me, I think my moron/ idiot friends found us - So, I roll down the window, stick my hand and arm out the window and give them in the car the finger!
That’s when the light bar on the police car starts flashing, “I’m ejaculating” and the officer on the loud speaker says something like “step out of the car with both hands up so I can see them in stereo” ….
OH It gets better, folks!
Push her off me; she has no clue what’s happening. I open the door, fall out to the ground, trying to pull my pants up, my erection ah orgasm is well -well I’m trying to dealing with the mess, as I hear her screaming and the officer yelling at me to put my hands up!
Okay, I am in handcuffs, my pants are around my ankles, one shoe on, my shirt unbuttoned and the officer loudly asking/telling me “what are you doing here, do I read anything other than Penthouse forum, the Son of Sam has not been caught, why did I force this girl, you have money take her to a hotel, what’s your name, hey, … don’t I know you? As I look at him, I recognize him as the brother of my teacher, guidance counselor and priest at the parish schools we both attend.
While I recognize him, my girlfriend is still crying, and the other officer is asking/ telling her “he hurt you, he forced you to do this, did he make you get drunk, we get you an ambulance, don’t worry he won’t hurt you any more”
Well, in the end we both got very long lectures and sent on our way. Finally, after dropping her off going home and lying in bed I think glad this ended the way it did.
In the morning, at breakfast my mom said sternly, “the way I lend you my car is the way I except it back, so when your done go out to my car and cleanup that vanilla milk shake you spilled on the front seat of my car, you know how bad sour milk smells and don’t leave it like that again” *Author’s note, this story in no way condones drinking and driving or unsafe sex. -
- zombieunicorn thinks What Is Your Worst Sex Story? is Ew
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rcrblue a year ago
Both my worst and best sex story. My boyfriend was over at my apartment one evening and we were having sex when suddenly there was violent knocking on my door. We both paused and looked at each other wide-eyed as a man yelled, “MA’AM OPEN THE DOOR!” I jumped up scrambling naked around my room trying to find some clothes and, “MA’AM, MA’AM OPEN THE DOOR!” “Just a minute.” I said. “NO, MA’AM. NOT JUST A MINUTE, OPEN THE DOOR NOW!.” I grabbed a towel and flung it around myself and opened the door to find five fully dressed firemen, one with an axe up over his head ready to swing at my door. “Is anything burning in here?” “No.” “Is the oven on?” “No.” (Looking at my towel and disheveled hair) “Did you just come out of the shower, sometimes steam can trigger an alarm.” “No.” And the whole time I’m standing there with cum dripping down my leg because when they banged on the door they scared my boyfriend so much that he ejaculated in a fight-or-flight-save-the-species terror. There never was any fire by the way.
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crazy kat a year agoI’m a lesbian and to prove to myself that I wasn’t gay I grabbed the first cute guy I saw, had sex with him then presumed to be happy that I could now have sex with a woman and it totally wouldn’t be gay! The sex was TERRIBLE even to straight girl standards. Very awkward, lasted five minutes, I went down on him he refused to do the same for me, there was no condom(thank GOD nothing bad happened from that). I kept thinking, wow, this is sex, really? I don’t get what the big deal is,I can get the same effect from my vibrator! After that, never wanted sex from a man again unless it was David Tannent, Matt Smith or Sacha Dhawan. By the way those three guys are the only men who I would totally do the dirty with, maybe Paul Rudd, maybe.
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pinktrickle a year ago
Let’s just say it involved a poison ivy breakout of the worse kind… #pinktrickle
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- karaalyciar thinks What Is Your Worst Sex Story? is WTF
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DevilsAdvocate a year agoAll I’m gonna say is this: nothing ruins a boner faster than hearing your parents having sex in the room next door. Doesn’t matter how much you try, it’s just not gonna happen after you hear your mother yell “fuck me daddy”.
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