Promoted

The 9 Worst Claims Made By “Designer Vagina” Websites

“A woman might have a face lift and look really young until she goes to bed and a partner can see the evidence of ageing there.”

Purveyors of so-called “designer vagina” surgery have long been criticized for making women feel insecure about a part of the body that a) varies naturally and b) is invisible most of the time. Now scientists have decided to investigate the claims made by websites offering plastic surgery for female genitals. Study authors Lih-Mei Liao, Neda Taghinejadi, and Sarah M. Creighton used an extremely simple procedure: They Googled “designer vagina.” Then they looked at the top five U.K.-based websites that came up, and the top five U.S. ones. Here’s a sampling of what they found:

1. Bad vaginas ruin relationships.

2. They can “put off” a partner.

3. Your shriveled vagina may reveal your age.


The U.K.’s Regency Clinic reportedly claimed “a woman might have a face lift and look really young until she goes to bed and a partner can see the evidence of ageing there.” This language appears to have been removed.

4. But a new hymen will help you “hold your head high.”

5. It is the “seal of approval” across many cultures.

This language isn’t explicitly mentioned in the study, but appears alongside the promise of a head held high on one’s wedding night.

6. Cutting the vagina with lasers will increase “frictional forces,” improving sex.

7. Perhaps you’d like a breast and butt job at the same time.

8. Surgery will help you “feel like a real woman.”

9. Unless you go to the wrong doctor, in which case you’ll be scarred for life.

Check out more articles on BuzzFeed.com!

 
 

    Contributions

    Here Are The Top Stories
    • Greece will decide on Sunday whether they will accept austerity measures as a condition of a bailout that may stave off an imminent financial and economic crisis.
    • Some 150 migrants stranded in the French city of Calais stormed the Channel Tunnel in an attempt to make it to British territory.
    • It took a while, but an English national soccer team has finally defeated Germany in a major tournament. England took third place with a 1-0 win over the top-ranked German team in the FIFA Women's World Cup ⚽️
    • Chile defeated Argentina on penalties to win the Copa America tournament. It's the first ever trophy for Chile in the 99 years of the Copa ⚽️
    Get The News App

    Hot Buzz

    What’s The Best Book To Read In Bed?

    collection

    What Phone App Do You Wish Existed?

    collection

    Now Buzzing