Oven Mitt Romney is available for $10 on Etsy, from a seller who suggests, somewhat hyperbolically, that you “take this Oven Mitt Romney to keep your hands warm as you chase moonshine with bourbon with American beer and don’t forget about those tater tot pizza bagels in the oven.” But you can also buy a competing Oven Mitt via OvenMittRomney.com.
This Oven Mitt is slightly more expensive, at $12.99, but you can order them in bulk for your whole brownie-baking campaign team. Oven Mitt Romney also has a Twitter feed where he explains his various political positions:
I make a statement while getting the job done, all kinds of statements like “hey, careful, that looks hot.” I’m Oven Mitt Romney & I care.— Oven Mitt Romney
“I prefer fresh baked to store bought, but hey, I’m an oven mitt.” Oven Mitt Romney - a Mitt with convictions.— Oven Mitt Romney
Oven Mitt may not have a plan for healthcare or the economy, but his website proudly proclaims, “America’s future is in his mitts!!”
- Planned Parenthood officials said they believed Friday's shooting at a Colorado Springs clinic was motivated by opposition to abortion. ›
- World leaders are gathering in Paris for the United Nations summit on climate change 🌍 ›
- And Kobe Bryant wrote a poem announcing that he's retiring from professional basketball at the end of this season 🏀🎭 ›