Careless Thief Steals $4,000 Vibrator

An armed robber stole the gold-plated vibrator from a Brazilian sex shop, but forgot to take its charger. The store owner says it will also be very hard to remove the vibrator’s plating in order to sell the gold: “I really don’t know what he’ll do. I’ll leave it up to his imagination.”

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