1. Rubber aliens are the new dogs in purses.
2. Shuttle flair is the new “It” bag.
3. Treat this day like Halloween.
Costumes can related to the event at hand.
Loosely related to the event at hand.
Or, not related at all.
4. Wear an ironic tee without irony.
Buy one if you forgot yours at home.
5. Instead of a purse, bring a sign you DIYed.
6. Or, wear something you DIYed.
7. Proper eyewear is a must.
- An ultra-Orthodox man stabbed six people at Jerusalem's gay pride parade today. He's been apprehended..
- A judge set a $1 million bond for Ray Tensing, who was charged with murder for fatally shooting Samuel Dubose.
- The Taliban has appointed Mullah Akhtar Mansour as its new Afghan leader.