32 Hilarious Rejected Vanity Plates

And the most commonly rejected words, from the Washington, DC DMV. “Cat” and “dog” are surprisingly common.

GovernmentAttic got a list [PDF] of all the vanity plate ideas the DC Dept. of Motor Vehicles has rejected, as of 2012. Here are some of the funniest:

ASSS

ALL BALZ

APESHIT

ASS4CAT

BANSEX

BATMAN

CATMAN

CTHULHU

BONGMD

BUGBUTT

DEJAVUE (this one presumably rejected by a spelling stickler)

DRUGS

ETABUGR

FAHRT

IMALION

JANET69

JOGSEX

KERMIT

LOGIC

LORAX

MERLOT

MFPLEZE

MORPHIN

MRAHOL

MUUFFIN

NAKEDROB and NAKDROB (apparently Rob tried this twice)

ONEASS

PENUS

POOPBUT

PUGANUS

SEMENS

WTFWJD

2. Most Commonly Rejected Words

Of words BuzzFeed searched for, “ass” wins the day, having appeared in 359 rejected plates. Interestingly, “cat” and “dog” tied at 71.

This doesn’t include alternate spellings — BuzzFeed counted 8 variations on BIGPIMPN, 9 variants on DAAAMN with multiple A’s, and 6 versions of GO2HELL, including GO2HILL.

Analyses in other states have found that DMVs may have somewhat arbitrary rules for banning plates — Georgia, for instance, banned G0TBEER but not L0VWINE.

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