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20 Important Lessons People Have Learned From Porn

Twitter users share what porn has taught them — crucial wisdom about plumbing, pizza delivery, and what really happens in detention.

1.

#PornHasTaughtMe That being a pizza delivery guy could be quite a rewarding career— Jason

2.

#PornHasTaughtMe to look for a job with a hot boss. You can fuck your way out of work issues.— Sir Ginger

3.

#PornHasTaughtMe always to clear my history!!!— Paul Claxton

4.

#PornHasTaughtMe anyword can be used in a dirty context— Ian Mahal

5.

#PornHasTaughtMe if you help your new neighbour carry her bins in, a verbal thank you is not all you will get

— Claire Cooper (@CLAIREEEcooper)

#PornHasTaughtMe if you help your new neighbour carry her bins in, a verbal thank you is not all you will get— Claire Cooper

6.

#PornHasTaughtMe all Teachers, Nurses, Friends Mom's, Random people on the street are DTF

— Rob Webb (@Black_Knight_7)

#PornHasTaughtMe all Teachers, Nurses, Friends Mom’s, Random people on the street are DTF— Rob Webb

7.

#PornHasTaughtMe that nurses would do anything to help out your medical needs. Anything.

— Emir Bustami (@EmirBustami)

#PornHasTaughtMe that nurses would do anything to help out your medical needs. Anything.— Emir Bustami

8.

#PornHasTaughtMe cheerleaders spend more time in detention or the showers than leading cheers.

— Richard Utting (@RAUTTING)

#PornHasTaughtMe cheerleaders spend more time in detention or the showers than leading cheers.— Richard Utting

9.

#PornHasTaughtMe that heading to detention after school maybe isn't all that bad

— Raymond Matautia (@JayTia13)

#PornHasTaughtMe that heading to detention after school maybe isn’t all that bad— Raymond Matautia

10.

#PornHasTaughtMe when the 'plumber' calls to check your 'pipes', check his ID.

— Erin Jones (@erierijones)

#PornHasTaughtMe when the ‘plumber’ calls to check your ‘pipes’, check his ID.— Erin Jones

11.

#PornHasTaughtMe that a virus can and will infect your computer lol

— Kolby Hunt (@R0LLwit_MARLEY)

#PornHasTaughtMe that a virus can and will infect your computer lol— Kolby Hunt

12.

#PornHasTaughtMe A babysitter usually masturbates instead of actually looking after your baby.

— Dany (@DanOverHere)

#PornHasTaughtMe A babysitter usually masturbates instead of actually looking after your baby.— Dany

13.

#PornHasTaughtMe how to use the pool table wisely

— Afeezudean Hilmi (@Afeezudean)

#PornHasTaughtMe how to use the pool table wisely— Afeezudean Hilmi

14.

#PornHasTaughtMe Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man's trouser and find a penis in there.

— AshBashhhhhhhhhhhhhh (@AshBashhXD)

#PornHasTaughtMe Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man’s trouser and find a penis in there.— AshBashhhhhhhhhhhhhh

15.

#PornHasTaughtMe that my wife does know how to check the laptop history #busted

— Scott Mitchell (@thedertywizard)

#PornHasTaughtMe that my wife does know how to check the laptop history #busted— Scott Mitchell

16.

#PornHasTaughtMe that if I clean someone's pool it will end up with me having a 3 way with two milfs

— The Arsenal Forum (@ccooperuk)

#PornHasTaughtMe that if I clean someone’s pool it will end up with me having a 3 way with two milfs— The Arsenal Forum

17.

#PornHasTaughtMe how to speak conversational German

— Rusty Knight (@KnightRusty)

#PornHasTaughtMe how to speak conversational German— Rusty Knight

18.

#PornHasTaughtMe...That spying on your neighbor while she gets undressed is ok.....as long as there's wacky music playing #70'sPorn

— Her Poison (@Hadahavet)

#PornHasTaughtMe…That spying on your neighbor while she gets undressed is ok…..as long as there’s wacky music playing #70’sPorn— Her Poison

19.

#PornHasTaughtMe Women never have headaches.. Or periods.

— Woodz ✌ (@woodzaaa)

#PornHasTaughtMe Women never have headaches.. Or periods.— Woodz ✌

20.

#PornHasTaughtMe that all the local girls in my area want to speak to me. Probably because of all the iPads I've won.

— Drunk Girl Problems (@PlasticDrunk)

#PornHasTaughtMe that all the local girls in my area want to speak to me. Probably because of all the iPads I’ve won.— Drunk Girl Problems

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