20 Important Lessons People Have Learned From Porn

Twitter users share what porn has taught them — crucial wisdom about plumbing, pizza delivery, and what really happens in detention. posted on

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#PornHasTaughtMe" target="_blank">http://twitter.com/search?q=%23PornHasTaughtMe">#PornHasTaughtMe That being a pizza delivery guy could be quite a rewarding career

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#PornHasTaughtMe" target="_blank">http://twitter.com/search?q=%23PornHasTaughtMe">#PornHasTaughtMe to look for a job with a hot boss. You can fuck your way out of work issues.

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#PornHasTaughtMe" target="_blank">http://twitter.com/search?q=%23PornHasTaughtMe">#PornHasTaughtMe always to clear my history!!!

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#PornHasTaughtMe" target="_blank">http://twitter.com/search?q=%23PornHasTaughtMe">#PornHasTaughtMe anyword can be used in a dirty context

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#PornHasTaughtMe" target="_blank">http://twitter.com/search?q=%23PornHasTaughtMe">#PornHasTaughtMe if you help your new neighbour carry her bins in, a verbal thank you is not all you will get

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#PornHasTaughtMe" target="_blank">http://twitter.com/search?q=%23PornHasTaughtMe">#PornHasTaughtMe all Teachers, Nurses, Friends Mom's, Random people on the street are DTF

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#PornHasTaughtMe" target="_blank">http://twitter.com/search?q=%23PornHasTaughtMe">#PornHasTaughtMe that nurses would do anything to help out your medical needs. Anything.

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#PornHasTaughtMe" target="_blank">http://twitter.com/search?q=%23PornHasTaughtMe">#PornHasTaughtMe cheerleaders spend more time in detention or the showers than leading cheers.

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#PornHasTaughtMe" target="_blank">http://twitter.com/search?q=%23PornHasTaughtMe">#PornHasTaughtMe that heading to detention after school maybe isn't all that bad

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#PornHasTaughtMe" target="_blank">http://twitter.com/search?q=%23PornHasTaughtMe">#PornHasTaughtMe when the 'plumber' calls to check your 'pipes', check his ID.

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#PornHasTaughtMe" target="_blank">http://twitter.com/search?q=%23PornHasTaughtMe">#PornHasTaughtMe that a virus can and will infect your computer lol

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#PornHasTaughtMe" target="_blank">http://twitter.com/search?q=%23PornHasTaughtMe">#PornHasTaughtMe A babysitter usually masturbates instead of actually looking after your baby.

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#PornHasTaughtMe" target="_blank">http://twitter.com/search?q=%23PornHasTaughtMe">#PornHasTaughtMe how to use the pool table wisely

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#PornHasTaughtMe" target="_blank">http://twitter.com/search?q=%23PornHasTaughtMe">#PornHasTaughtMe Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man's trouser and find a penis in there.

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#PornHasTaughtMe" target="_blank">http://twitter.com/search?q=%23PornHasTaughtMe">#PornHasTaughtMe that my wife does know how to check the laptop history #busted" target="_blank">http://twitter.com/search?q=%23busted">#busted

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#PornHasTaughtMe" target="_blank">http://twitter.com/search?q=%23PornHasTaughtMe">#PornHasTaughtMe that if I clean someone's pool it will end up with me having a 3 way with two milfs

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#PornHasTaughtMe" target="_blank">http://twitter.com/search?q=%23PornHasTaughtMe">#PornHasTaughtMe how to speak conversational German

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#PornHasTaughtMe...That" target="_blank">http://twitter.com/search?q=%23PornHasTaughtMe">#PornHasTaughtMe...That spying on your neighbor while she gets undressed is ok.....as long as there's wacky music playing #70'sPorn

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#PornHasTaughtMe" target="_blank">http://twitter.com/search?q=%23PornHasTaughtMe">#PornHasTaughtMe Women never have headaches.. Or periods.

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#PornHasTaughtMe" target="_blank">http://twitter.com/search?q=%23PornHasTaughtMe">#PornHasTaughtMe that all the local girls in my area want to speak to me. Probably because of all the iPads I've won.

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