#PornHasTaughtMe That being a pizza delivery guy could be quite a rewarding career
20 Important Lessons People Have Learned From Porn
Twitter users share what porn has taught them — crucial wisdom about plumbing, pizza delivery, and what really happens in detention.
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#PornHasTaughtMe to look for a job with a hot boss. You can fuck your way out of work issues.
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#PornHasTaughtMe always to clear my history!!!
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#PornHasTaughtMe anyword can be used in a dirty context
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#PornHasTaughtMe if you help your new neighbour carry her bins in, a verbal thank you is not all you will get
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#PornHasTaughtMe all Teachers, Nurses, Friends Mom's, Random people on the street are DTF
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#PornHasTaughtMe that nurses would do anything to help out your medical needs. Anything.
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#PornHasTaughtMe cheerleaders spend more time in detention or the showers than leading cheers.
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#PornHasTaughtMe that heading to detention after school maybe isn't all that bad
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#PornHasTaughtMe when the 'plumber' calls to check your 'pipes', check his ID.
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#PornHasTaughtMe that a virus can and will infect your computer lol
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#PornHasTaughtMe A babysitter usually masturbates instead of actually looking after your baby.
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#PornHasTaughtMe how to use the pool table wisely
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#PornHasTaughtMe Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man's trouser and find a penis in there.
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#PornHasTaughtMe that my wife does know how to check the laptop history #busted
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#PornHasTaughtMe that if I clean someone's pool it will end up with me having a 3 way with two milfs
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#PornHasTaughtMe how to speak conversational German
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#PornHasTaughtMe...That spying on your neighbor while she gets undressed is ok.....as long as there's wacky music playing #70'sPorn
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#PornHasTaughtMe Women never have headaches.. Or periods.
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#PornHasTaughtMe that all the local girls in my area want to speak to me. Probably because of all the iPads I've won.
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