19 Reasons You Should Never Wear Leather Pants

They are bad for your health and attractiveness.

1. Tight ones could damage your fertility.

Sure, these Chippendales dancers may look virile, but wearing tight pants can overheat men’s testicles, lowering their sperm count. Non-breathable leather could make things even worse.

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2. Or give you a yeast infection.

Lack of breathability could foster yeast.

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3. But loose ones look like this.

There is nothing “classic” about this horror.

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4. A denim crotch is not the solution.

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5. Kanye West and Kim Kardashian have ill-fitting his-and-hers versions.

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Unless you’re planning a Kim-and-Kanye kouples kostume, avoid.

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6. They make your butt sweat.

Sorry, but Dave Navarro probably smelled really bad in these.

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7. They were part of this outfit.

Leather gauchos: less constricting, still terrible.

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8. And this.

Where do the pants end and her thighs begin?

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9. And this.

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10. “Leather pants” in German? Lederhosen.

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11. Justin Bieber gave them a thumbs-up.

While also wearing a leather vest.

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12. The black ones resemble garbage bags.

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13. They’re not much better in khaki.

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14. Or oxblood.

A sheaf of wheat cannot distract me from the hideousness of these pants.

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15. They’re impractical for physical activity.

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16. And going to a ballgame.

Even if you’re singing the national anthem, like Demi Lovato.

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17. And doing the splits.

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18. They encourage bad combinations.

Would Marina Jamieson have worn this shirt with normal pants? I think not.

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19. Please dispose of them immediately.

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