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14 Best Craigslist Ads Of The Apocalypse

“It is highly unlikely the world will end Friday … but just in case you should experience the pleasure of my massage.”

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14 Best Craigslist Ads Of The Apocalypse
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    • porcuse 5 months ago

      why the hell would you block out the locations and then link to the original ad? i guess whoever you’re protecting them from is too dumb to click a link?

    • brianm71 5 months ago

      I find it funny that the locations arecrossed out in red but at the bottom of each it stil says location. most are ny and nj except the last which is los angeles

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      #8: call me, maybe?

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