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13 Surprisingly Thorough Yelp Reviews Of Strip Clubs

These intrepid reviewers took to Yelp to explain just what was wrong with the butts, boobs, “ding a lings,” and general attitudes at the strip clubs of their choice.

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1. Beware of “bullet wounds.”

2. Skeevy but “hilariously awesome.”

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3. Strippers talk about antidepressants in front of patrons.

4. “If you’ve read my other reviews, you know strip clubs are my thing.”

5. “Not every dancer showed ‘their stuff.’ “

6. Hot wax on the “ding a ling.”

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7. “I used to do drugs with the strippers in here.”

8. “You want to give them a hug, but when they have clothes on.”

9. “HOW CAN YOU EVEN PUT THAT IN SOMEONE’S FACE.”

10. A rant about fake asses.

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11. Male strippers who lip sync are a “turn off.”

12. “The complimentary popcorn wasn’t complimentary at all.”

13. “I went there last night for zombie stripping night.”

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