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When they discovered English words can be very misleading.
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And when they realized English is quite a violent language, too.
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And that other time when rhyming proved to be more challenging than anyone expected.
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When they couldn't decide whether it's tomato or tomato.
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And when they discovered the way some English words are pronounced makes no sense to the point of despair.
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When they found out the U.K. and the U.S. are two countries separated by a common language.
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When they discovered translating between American and British English can be extremely tricky.
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And that these differences can be the beginning of a deep hatred.
9.
When they finally found out the animosities are groundless.
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When they realized that this is a correct sentence.
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And when all these sentences turned out to make sense, too.
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When they discovered how English does the thing.
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When they came to a conclusion that contractions make no sense.
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And that there are exceptions to every rule.
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Just to finally decide there are no rules to the English language whatsoever.
16.
When they deemed English flawed as it's not fair that this happens.
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When this English game drove everyone crazy.
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When they pointed out the ridiculous abuse of letters in the English language.
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When they decided the academic style of writing is ridiculous.
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And finally, when they admitted it's impossible to English well all the time.
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And that no one can really speak English, if you come to think of it.
