Just a couple of animals taking personification to a whole new level.
When it’s not just a book…it’s a goddamned religion.
For my fellow Francophones: here is a concise, and not necessarily chronological, biography of our main man.
Cadbury Eggs AND Peeps are involved, and yet it still somehow manages to suck.
Katniss Everdeen, Emma Stone, and Princess Lea…this one goes out to you guys. Let me know if any of you are ever available.
After you’ve gotten your face smashed in the dirt by love, it is normal to feel lost and alone. Why, it was only last week that my wrists damn near slit themselves over a boy! Thankfully, I regained composure after remembering five inspirational gal pals of mine.
Seriously considering calling CPA after finding this truly disconcerting piece of literary crazytown on my little brother’s bookshelf. Start saving for Kenny’s therapy now, Dad.