Ah, Tumblr. A magical online world full of all types of ridiculousness. Now it is a magical world populated by people shoving breadsticks into their purses.
This has been happening for a couple days, now. Apparently a plague of imaginary dates gone wrong has struck users on the site.
Bad dates suck, but it's refreshing to know people have their priorities straight and snatch up some breadsticks before leaving.
And not all of the scenarios end with a purse full of breadsticks. Sometimes they even get returned to the basket.
They can also make very effective blunt weapons.
This phenomenon has been teaching people to prepare for the worst by carrying purses large enough to fit breadsticks.
You can also easily predict your breadstick snatching habits based on your zodiac sign.
Though the breadsticks trend was born out of strife, it has created something beautiful.
We must also take a moment to recognize the real victims here...
...restaurant owners everywhere who can't figure out where their breadsticks are going.