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    • Amalgham 10 months ago

      Here, seems as you are in need of understanding the definition of this word: awkward awk·ward [awk-werd]
      adjective
      1. lacking skill or dexterity. Synonyms: clumsy, inept; unskillful, unhandy, inexpert. Antonyms: deft, adroit, skillful, dexterous; handy.
      2. lacking grace or ease in movement: an awkward gesture; an awkward dancer. Synonyms: uncoordinated, graceless, ungainly; gawky; maladroit; clumsy. Antonyms: graceful.
      3. lacking social graces or manners: a simple, awkward frontiersman. Synonyms: gauche, unpolished, unrefined; blundering, oafish; ill-mannered, unmannerly, ill-bred. Antonyms: gracious; polite, well-mannered, well-bred; smooth, polished, refined.
      4. not well planned or designed for easy or effective use: an awkward instrument; an awkward method. Synonyms: unwieldy, cumbersome, unmanageable; inconvenient, difficult, troublesome.
      5. requiring caution; somewhat hazardous: an awkward turn in the road. Synonyms: dangerous, risky, unsafe, chancy; perilous, precarious, treacherous.

    • Amalgham 10 months ago

      I’ll save you the viewing.
      Bad guy shows up, bad guy kicks everyone’s butt including Goku’s. Goku trains for two thirds of the movie while his friends try to stall with long drawn out dialogue with the enemy that kicked their butt the first time, punctuated by 3 seconds of flashy fighting. Bad guy kicks everyone’s butt (again).  Goku shows up. Fights bad guy (same drawn out dialogue and 3 seconds of fighting) and shows how much stronger he got during his training. Bad guy then reveals that he was holding back and he has a more powerful form, which makes him twice as huge and all sorts of bulgy. Bad guy starts to kick Goku’s butt (3 more seconds of fighting), then Goku reveals that he was also holding back. Goku starts yelling and powering up. The earth shakes. Another 3 seconds of fighting in which Goku gets the upper hand.  Bad guy then shows he was still holding back (again). Bad guy starts yelling and flashing and gets even bigger and bulgier with veins and sh*t. Starts kicking Goku’s butt (another 3 seconds of fighting). Goku then says, he was actually holding back (sigh… again). Goku’s hair changes color or he grows a tale or some minor physical change. He starts kicking bad guys butt.  Low and behold bad guy was holding back his final most awesomest-superpoweriest-“I can blow up the world with my silent but deadly farts”-mega-power-up phase which happens to make him decrease in size and be all lean and sleek looking. Guess how many seconds of fighting this time. If you said 3 you were WRONG! This time it’s 5 seconds of flashy fighting and kicking Goku’s butt.  Goku is about to get his @$$ handed to him when he reveals that this whole time he was just fighting to let his son/grandson/dog/cat/future-someone see how the bad guy fights so that his son/grandson/dog/cat/future-someone could fight the bad guy and win, cuz in reality his son/grandson/dog/cat/future-someone was the most powerful being around all this time. Goku’s son/grandson/dog/cat/future-someone fights the bad guy in a long drawn out, full of dialogue and pauses repeating all the crap that went on before between the bad guy and Goku, fight. Total time of the actual fight scenes this time is 10 seconds.  Bad guy is on the verge of completely losing, tries to do a kamikaze to kill himself and Goku’s son/grandson/dog/cat/future-someone but Goku intervenes and dies with the bad guy.  You then question your life and why you still watch this crap and every variation of it then shoot yourself.  The end.

    • Amalgham 10 months ago

      Makes me think of this.

    • Amalgham 10 months ago

      This show was one of the few shows that wasn’t exactly hilarious, but it was always entertaining. I would choose this over most of the other animated series on FOX simply because it was more grounded and actually delivered a good moral message every time. The show actually had a point other than to tell a silly over the top cartoony story simply because it was a cartoon. FOX treated this show like the red-headed step-child and would constantly preempt it or shuffle it’s time slot around. it deserved more respect than FOX gave it.

    • Amalgham 11 months ago

      And if he said most good looking guys are not funny, would he get a slew of pretty boys being all sorts of irate? I agree with him, MOST pretty women are not funny. But then again, this can also be said of good looking guys. Why should they be when they don’t have to work to get people’s attention? I don’t see anyone going to a nightclub saying, “Hey, check out that [gender] over there. He/she is so funny, I want to have sex with him/her.” Many a comedians have mentioned this fact in their routines over and over again. Oh, and let’s not forget that beauty is in the eyes of the beholder. So one person’s idea of pretty may be another person’s idea of meh.

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