If you had told me that was Billy Idol and his stunt double I would have believed you.

Oh wait, so some rich people got richer? No way! You don't say.

Yes fap.

I don't about anyone else, but I'm suddenly in the mood to pick up smoking.

Damn it! I misread the headline as “Jiggliest jiggle”. I watch the entire stupid thing expecting boobs. Stupid me.

What the show teaches me is that only white people are single.

It's called nature. Circle of life… well, cept the plants get bumped up a bit in this case.

Oops, mispelled Trayvon's name.