Skip To Content

    The 18 Most Horrifying Pairs Of Shoes Ever Made

    You won't make it through this post without wincing.

    1. Chopines

    2. The "Mojito" Shoe

    3. MyShell256 Modular Shoes

    4. Heavy Metal Shoes

    5. Alexander McQueen's "Armadillo" Heels

    6. And these, from the same spring 2010 show.

    7. Also by McQueen — available now!

    8. Ballet Pointe Heels

    9. Acne "Gemini" Shoes

    10. Japanese Oiran Shoes

    11. Iris Schieferstein's Taxidermy Shoes

    12. The "Melonia" Shoe

    13. Kabkabs

    14. Shoeless Heels

    15. Reverse Heels

    16. Ultra High Pitch Shoes

    17. "Stripper" Heels

    18. Every shoe Daphne Guinness has ever worn.