1. To the tune of "Like a Virgin" by Madonna.
Like a kitty
Pet for the very first time
Like a kitty
When your cat purrs
Next to mine
2. To the tune of "Livin' La Vida Loca" by Ricky Martin.
Upside, inside out
She's livin' la vida gata
She'll push and pull you down
Livin' la vida gata
Her collar's devil red
And her fur's the color mocha
She will wear you out
Livin' la vida gata
3. To the tune of "Rocket Man" by Elton John
And I think it's gonna be a long, long time
'Til touchdown brings me 'round again to find
I'm not the cat they think I am at home
Oh, no, no, no
I'm a rocket cat
Rocket cat
Eatin' Fancy Feast up here alone
4. To the tune of "Paradise City" by Guns N' Roses.
Take me home to this very nice kitty
Where the 'nip is green
And the cats are pretty
Take me home
(Oh, won't you please take me home?)
5. To the tune of "Boom Clap" by Charli XCX.
Boom clap
The sound of my pet
This cat goes meow meow meow meow meow meow-meow-meow
Boom clap
You make me feel good
Come meow to me
Come meow to me now
6. To the tune of "Tuesday" by I LOVE MAKONNEN (only to be sung in a very specific situation.)
Cat throwin' up
On a Tuesday
7. To the tune of "My Heart Will Go On" by Celine Dion.
Near, far, wherever you are
I believe that the heart does go on
Once more you open the door
And you're here in my heart
And my heart will go on and on