1.
For the paleontologist.
3.
For the guy who is well aware of Mozart's influence on Beethoven.
4.
For the color theorist.
5.
For the budding gemologist.
7.
For the lamenter of bygone species.
9.
For the flightless bird lover.
10.
For the evolutionist.
11.
For the environmentalist tree hugger.
12.
For the slightly macabre foodie.
13.
For the tessellation enthusiast.
14.
For the theoretical physicist.
15.
For the existential sci-fi fanatic.
16.
For the typography obsessive.
17.
For the person who thinks tusked pinnipeds are the best variety.
18.
For the interior design guru.
19.
For the dedicated carnivore.
20.
For the avid birdwatcher.
21.
For the free market Libertarian.
22.
For the strict constructionist.
23.
For the believer in projective psychological testing.
24.
For the admirers of Bauhaus design principles.
25.
For the surrealist with a love of fine facial hair.
26.
For the person who doesn't need this diagram but enjoys wearing it.
27.
For the med student who cannot stop studying.
28.
For the arachnophile.
29.
For the Warhol worshipper.
30.
For the person who thinks mixologist is a legitimate title.
32.
For the fan of dinosaurs from the Late Cretaceous period.
33.
For the ancient philosopher.
34.
For the enthusiastic fan of mushrooms.
35.
And for the fan of both Shakespearian theatre and Patti Smith.
