1. Georgia May Jagger
Captioned with typo: “LAMA SELFIE!”
“My makeup last night.” OMG Georgia, mine too!
Could her choice of hat really be a coincidence?
6. Chanel Iman
With Alexander Wang and a nosey pachyderm, because this is the sort of thing fashion people get up to at parties.
7. Karlie Kloss
Cute couple alert! Because this is what fashion people get up to at the MTV Video Music Awards.
8. Jourdan Dunn
“Mask time.” Although, really, that’s time enough. Moving on!
Hopefully a “drunkstagram,” because Ke$ha doesn’t need competition in the beard fetishist stakes.
11. Lindsey Wixson
“So what’s up?” (And we’re back to creepy masks again, sigh.)
12. Chrissy Teigen
And other creepy facial things. Fake teeth, for example.
And real razors. This one’s caption reads: “In a very important meeting.” Chrissy loves a good “non-sequitur selfie,” you see.
Breast-bombing fellow Sports Illustrated model Irina Shayk.
15. Liu Wen
Presented without comment. What’s there to say?!
16. Constance Jablonski
Not sure if this is a real animal or a foot stool. Questions, questions.
17. Sean O’Pry
Captioned: “Just another day with the family: Christmas and my cousin’s possum.” Sean just became my favorite male model.
“Cowboy Gary and I.” (Cowboy Gary is my second favorite male model.)
19. Behati Prinsloo
Do you think Behati and Chrissy share their gross/novelty teeth? Probably not, it wouldn’t be hygenic.
More feminine shade of pink: Behati’s glossy robe or the Bieb’s glossy lips?
21. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley
“Chilling with baby alligator.” NBD.
22. Robyn Lawley
Robyn didn’t caption this photo “Meow” so we’ll do so for her. “Meow.”
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