1. This lobster is sick of being taunted by sushi platters on-set. Because he’s vegan.
3. This giraffe feels like this part of the shoot wasn’t fully explained to his booker beforehand.
5. Whereas this alligator just wants to be loved for who he is and not what his scales are worth in the luxury luggage market.
6. This dinosaur battled extinction all for a foot to be planted in its face. Is that fair, really?
Because someone always gets the glory.
8. And this T.Rex wishes he was dead rather than suffer this humiliation. Back in the day he booked background roles in Jurassic Park 3.
And now, this.
11. This tiger has forgotten his safe word.
“It definitely started with the letter K, though.”
12. This penguin is deflated in every sense of the word.
Long days on set are hard. They’re both over it.
13. This inner tube feels lost and aimless without the lazy river it deserves to float in.
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