3. Humans think you’re only good for carrying marshmallows!
4. Worst of all, you’re always in the shadow of that famous JERK Sonic.
7. Life would be better as a badass, predatorial shark.
12. A vampire disguise seems like a good idea.
13. The tanned, productive paws of a farmer.
14. Perhaps things would be easier as a southern belle!
16. Or maybe it’s just simpler to just blend in as a cactus.
But don’t forget to celebrate being a hedgehog!
Float all your troubles away!
- Protesters marched in Chicago for the second night in a row after the release of a video showing the police shooting of black teen Laquan McDonald. ›
- Frank Gifford's family says the NFL star had CTE, the degenerative brain disease linked to football. He died in August. ›
- And President Obama actually made his daughters laugh at the annual White House turkey pardon. ›