Whether official, knock-off, or DIY, these items just need to stop existing.
1. Pumpkins
2. Rolling Papers
3. Eye Makeup
4. Trash Bags
5. A Rolls Royce
6. ...Or any other car
7. Houses
8. Towels
9. Condoms
10. Pigs
11. Cakes
12.
13. Toast
14. Really, any food-related item
15. Sunglasses
16. Skin
17. Bedding
18. Dog Hoodies
19. Tights
20. Toilet Seats
21. Boots
22. Mikhail Gorbachev's Manbag
23. Tablecloths
24. Swimwear
25. Champagne Coolers
26. Wardrobes
27. Hijabs
28. Toenails
29. Motorbikes
30. Snowboards
31. Handguns
32. Assault Rifles
33. Lamps
34. Hockey Goalie Helmets
35. Children
