22 Truly Bizarre Vintage Halloween Postcards

Apparently sending Halloween cards used to be a thing. If only our family and friends mailed these gems to us.

1. A woman discovering a single-file line of cats carrying out a ritual in her home:

2. A Scottish farmer leaping over a pig:

3. A couple passionately embracing inside of a flaming jack-o-lantern while two wizardly gourds jog by:

4. A fortune-telling beet:

5. Five anthropomorphized vegetables gathered around a jack-o-lantern:

6. A baton-wielding cop chasing two innocent children:

7. A group of carved pumpkins playing a card game:

8. A gang of pumpkin-people breaking out of a festive cake:

9. The devil and a pumpkin-person playing tug o’ war with a giant straw-filled candy:

10. Pumpkinheads stealing some picket fence:

14. Smitten pumpkinheads:

15. A pumpkin-person chauffering a witch in a giant gourd:

16. A witch chauffering gourds (and corn) in a train:

19. Two newlyweds bobbing for an apple and a flaming candle:

20. A pumpkin-person canoodling with a human female:

21. A small child popping out of a keyhole:

22. Pumpkinheads seeking salvation:

Is there a heaven for pumpkinheads?

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