Ugh, waking up. You can already tell it's going to be one of those hopeless days.
1.
Stumble into the shower, swig some Shampbooze.
2.
Time to get dressed. Is this belt buckle too conspicuous?
3.
What about this WineRack Bra?
4.
Either way, better cover up with an Enjoi Beer Hunter Jacket!
5.
Will anyone notice if you've grown an impressive beard overnight?
6.
You ponder this over a hearty breakfast.
7.
Don't forget your briefcase before you leave--it contains all of your important work materials.
8.
Oh, it's raining outside? Sweet, you're totally prepared!
9.
Now, bike to work with a Handlebar Minibar!
10.
Settle down in your office and flip open some important tomes.
11.
All of this work is getting exhausting. How about a break to go bird watching?
12.
Back to work. The Flask Tie ought to get you through a few more hours!
13.
Gotta take an important business call. Good thing your cell phone will steady your nerves.
14.
Work's over! A night out with friends awaits. You jingle your flask bracelets with excitement.
15.
Retouch your lipstick/liver.
16.
Grab your camera to capture the night's most memorable moments!
17.
A walking cane will steady you on the way home.
...where you basically die.
