I’m pretty sure there’s more important things to worry and/or write about the jersey shore than a freakkin name of a ride. I was down in Seaside yesterday and there’s still so much that needs to be rebuilt and fixed.

I didn’t realize that wanting to make something of your life made you a nerd.

You sound neurotic as hell. Just relax, first dates aren’t that serious.

Go home buzzfeed, you’re drunk.

The problem with #4 had nothing to do with marriage. It had to do with the fact that you wore the damn thing while you licked it and you ended up with a sticky hand.

Come As You Are by Nirvana

I think Hannah M needs to up her meds.

Correct me if I’m wrong, but if you’re going to grad school don’t you need to have some kind of money?

Can’t forever this song that started the rumor that Ferguson grew up to be a coked out angry musician haha. http://youtu.be/aAPv6Oj5VMQ

I have nothing…. just nothing… face palm