1.
When House Hunters makes you realize you'll be living in an apartment for a long time:
2.
When you pick the right house before anyone else and brag about it for a week:
3.
When you don't understand many things in life but you understand HGTV:
4.
When someone mentions paint color for the 1,000th time:
5.
When your priorities are always in order:
6.
When you wish that Tarek would fail just once:
7.
When the Property Brothers are very, very Canadian.
8.
When Drew and Jonathan's older brother, JD, shows up and you're like, whaaat:
9.
When you know all of the keywords — *cough* shiplap *cough* — of each show:
10.
When your true love is watching the hosts and their families:
11.
When you know exactly how to start that Tinder conversation:
12.
When you know you've found the one thing that will keep you and your partner together forever:
13.
When you're 100% confident that you could totally be a professional contractor now:
14.
When you become way too invested in the lives of the people you don't know:
15.
When you have to emotionally and physically prepare for an adorable ending to an episode:
16.
When your dreams are big but your pockets are empty:
17.
When you get excited to have your roof fixed because you think Chip will come over:
18.
When you get too heated and have to take a step back from the HGTV person you've become:
19.
When you become the best marriage counselor that you know:
20.
When Renovations is on and you know you're in for an hour of frustration:
21.
And finally, when the demands are too darn high:
