1. When Dwight had to teach Jim how to insult.
Dwight: Jim, tell him where he can stick his grapes!
Jim: In the fridge!
Dwight: No, Jim. The butt. In his butt.
2. When Jim and Dwight role-played a sales call.
Dwight: What is your name, sir?
Jim: My name is Billy Buttlicker.
Dwight: Really? That's your real name?
Jim: How dare you?
3. When Jim had a complaint, but not really.
Jim: Dwight tried to kiss me. And I didn't tell anyone because I'm not really sure how I feel about it.
Dwight: That is not true. Redact it. Redact it!
Jim: Well I'm not actually making a formal complaint. I just really think we should talk about it.
4. When Jim brake-checked Dwight.
Jim: You're really gonna sit in the back?
Dwight: Uh, yeah. In the event of a crash, the driver always protects his side first.
(tires screech)
5. When they got so excited during the volleyball game that they HUGGED.
6. When Jim and Pam were nice enough to stay at the Schrute Farms Bed & Breakfast.
Dwight: Well then. Do you have any special needs or dietary restrictions?
Jim: Yes. We will be requiring a bedtime story.
Dwight: No.
Jim: Not even Harry Potter?
7. When Jim tried to cheer Dwight up about Angela.
8. When Dwight defended Jim from Roy.
Dwight: Every day, for eight years, I have brought pepper spray into this office, to protect myself and my fellow employees. And every day, for eight years, people have laughed at me. Well, who's laughing now?
9. When Dwight tried to take Jim's earpiece.
Dwight: Disconnect that right now. Give me your earpiece.
Jim: I can't do that. Unsanitary.
10. When Jim tried to get a rise out of Dwight by describing Battlestar Galactica.
11. When Dwight had really disappointing fantasies.
Dwight: I'm going to be your new boss. It's my greatest dream come true. Welcome to Hotel Hell. Check-in time is now, checkout time is never.
Jim: Can I change rooms?
Dwight: Sorry, we're all booked up. Hell convention in town. We'll have to talk to the manager.
Jim: You're not the manager? Even in your own fantasy?
12. When Jim had an epic prank involving Dwight's dry cleaner, some Velcro, and a few alterations.
13. When Dwight asked a very personal question.
Dwight: What position did you use to conceive? Regular? Or lady on her back? You used lady on her back, didn't you, freak? Yuck, gross. Never mind, Jim.
14. When Dwight tried to "Jackie Chan" Jim.
15. When Jim sent Dwight faxes from his future self.
Jim: I don't have a ton of contact with the Scranton branch, but before I left, I took a box of Dwight's stationery. So, from time to time, I send Dwight faxes. From himself. From the future.
Dwight: "Dwight, at 8 a.m. today, someone poisons the coffee. Do not drink the coffee. More instructions will follow. Cordially, Future Dwight."
(Runs screaming toward Stanley and knocks his coffee to the ground)
Dwight: You'll thank me later.
16. When Jim started taking all of Dwight's calls.
Jim: Oh, and I forwarded his desk phone to mine.
Jim [as Dwight]: Oh, hello Mater. Good news: I've married. Tell Fater.
17. When they marveled at a stripper.
Jim: Have you ever seen a stripper before?
Dwight: (scoffs) Yes, Jennifer Garner portrayed one on Alias.
Jim: Me neither.
18. When they told each other how they look.
Dwight: How do I look?
Jim: Amazing. How do I look?
Dwight: Normal. Ugly.
Jim: Well, I did the best with what I've got.
19. When Dwight was very sad about Jim leaving Scranton.
Dwight: He's gone! I miss him so much! False. I do not miss him.
20. When they were the Party Planning Committee.
Jim: OK, so far our ideal party consists of beer, fights to the death, cupcakes, blood pudding, blood, touch football, mating, charades, and yes, horse hunting.
21. And Dwight's decor was questionable.
Jim: Are you kidding? This fits in the palm of my hand. You haven't blown them up enough. Why have you chosen brown and grey balloons?
Dwight: They match the carpet.
Jim: "It is your birthday," period. Not even an exclamation point?
Dwight: It's a statement of fact. This is more professional. It's not like she discovered a cure for cancer.
Jim: I can't believe how bad this looks.
Dwight: Are you trying to hurt my feelings? Because if so, you are succeeding.
22. When Jim impersonated Dwight, and Dwight impersonated Jim.
23. When they had a nonsense counter.
24. When Jim attacked from the front.
25. When Dwight reasoned that he and Jim were actually friends.
Dwight: Jim is my enemy, but it turns out that Jim is also his own worst enemy. And the enemy of my enemy is my friend, so Jim is actually my friend.
26. When Dwight became manager and got an honest congratulatory hug from Jim.
27. And finally, when Jim pulled the best prank ever.
