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London, Westminster United Kingdom / Male / 27
Creative, independent, stubborn, fun, boring, happy, irritable. Art college dropout who ended up with a good job in London after a couple of years in Amsterdam. Love good clubs, cozy pubs, drug fucked raves, exploring caves, sunny parks, forests in the dark. To all these things I look ahead, but most of all I love my bed. Also I like rhyming things. And climbing trees. I can’t grow a beard, which pains me no end. That is all.
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Dear Bic Razors for Men,
I love your recent “viral” “guides” to doing stuff. I like the way they teach me in idiotically simple steps how to do things that can make me feel manly… because I'm a man, and you make razors for men, which are totally different from razors for women. As a man, I obviously do things like go camping, but have no concept of the most basic equipment to take, or buy watches based on how many dials they have rather than how well they tell the time. I also need to be told how to dress, what to drink, and how to look after my car in a manly fashion. As such, your guides are invaluable to me. As a man, I also like to scratch my balls and masturbate. I would very much appreciate it if you could teach me how to do these things in a manly way in 5 stupidly oversimplified steps. Yours,
A Manly Man who likes doing Manly things and who would totally never use a razor unless it was specifically designated as a razor for Manly Men.
Good point. I'll be sure to bring this up in the next weekly gay community meeting. Because we totally have those, where we totally decide our agenda, and totally choose our list of appropriate slogans to put on signs. Oh no wait, none of that's true and you're an idiot. Also: the reason gay people have never had it this good is because people have fought for decades for the same basic rights everyone else enjoys.
If someone doesn't like you, they don't have the ability to remove your legal rights, so your comparison is misleading and irrelevant. Homosexuality has only been technically legal throughout the US since 2003 - there is still a long way to go before we share the same legal rights as other citizens throughout the US. Until then, I think people will carry on “making a big deal about it”.
Painting an illustration taller than you with transparent glue on a black surface, with no reference and without stepping back from the canvas for an overview takes little to no skill? Try it, film it, and we'll see how little skill it takes.
Yeah, deregulation and lowering taxes has been working out GREAT for the average joe, who earns proportionally less and owes more today that they did 25 years ago. Of course, that's good old American FREEDOM for you. Liberate the economy from the evil government and those lovely friendly super rich who used to own slaves and work people to death will just make everything lovely and rosy.
To all who think it's necessary to point out this is fake: you fail at life.
Yeah our potato faced prime minister is super cute. Awwww, look, he's cutting services for the poor and needy!
I imagine it took a great deal of patience to get this shot, not simply being in the right place at the right time.
They all look fine.