Politics Which Barack Obama Are You? To be clear, you are not actually Barack Obama. Andrew Kaczynski BuzzFeed Staff posted January 28, 2014 1:24pm EST Follow View this image › Via media.salon.com 1. You just woke up, what do you do first? Via whatabong.com ✓ Take a bong rip. Via mediabistro.com ✓ Read the New York Times on your iPad. Via upload.wikimedia.org ✓ Kill a terrorist. Via lifetechmusic.com ✓ Get a cup of coffee at your local Starbucks. Via stanfordflipside.com ✓ Wake up your kids and tell them to get ready for school. Via blogger.com ✓ Check your to do list. 2. Pick a pair of jeans. Via blogs.suntimes.com ✓ Via graphics8.nytimes.com ✓ Via thenation.com ✓ Via blogs.laweekly.com ✓ Via i.huffpost.com ✓ Via law.uchicago.edu ✓ 3. What would you like to drink? Via winefolly.com ✓ Wine Via blogs.laweekly.com ✓ Beer Via familysecuritymatters.org ✓ Champagne Via esquire.com ✓ Whiskey Via images.politico.com ✓ Mimosa Via google.com ✓ Drink…? You prefer a spliff. 4. Choose someone to hang out with: Via en.wikipedia.org ✓ Metta World Peace Reuters ✓ Macklemore Reuters ✓ George Clooney Reuters ✓ Oprah Via blogger.com ✓ Bill Ayers Via images.thehollywoodgossip.com ✓ Bill O’Reilly 5. Where do you get your news? ✓ Fox News ✓ MSNBC ✓ CNN ✓ The Daily Show Via piercecommunications.co.uk ✓ Twitter Via google.com ✓ MTV 6. What is your position on marijuana? ✓ Position? I’m high right now. ✓ “I think the War on Drugs has been an utter failure…. but I’m not somebody who believes in the legalization of marijuana.” ✓ “My attitude is if the science and doctors suggest that the best palliative care, the best way to relief pain and suffering is through medical marijuana, then that’s something I’m open to…” ✓ “I am not in favor of legalization. I am a strong believer that we need to think more about drugs as a public health problem.” ✓ “I don’t think it is more dangerous than alcohol.” ✓ “I inhaled frequently…that was the point.” 7. Pick your dream vacation destination. ✓ Pakistan Reuters ✓ Hawaii ✓ Martha’s Vineyard ✓ Charlotte RK2 Photography ✓ Iowa Chicago Tribune / MCT ✓ Chicago 8. What view best describes your opinion on civil liberties? ✓ The Constitution grants us a right to privacy and the government should respect that. ✓ All drugs should be legalized, man. ✓ I’m okay with the government collecting email and phone metadata if it keeps us safe from terrorist attacks. ✓ If an attack on civil liberties affects one group, it affects us all. ✓ You can’t have 100% security and then also have 100% privacy and zero inconvenience. ✓ Our basic civil liberties are there to protect us from government abuse and we should protect those rights. 9. Pick a ride. Via wired.com ✓ Via images.thecarconnection.com ✓ Via img.allvoices.com ✓ Via carandclassic.co.uk ✓ Via upload.wikimedia.org ✓ Via graphics.nytimes.com ✓ 10. Which past president would you want to spend the day with? Matthew Brady ✓ Martin Van Buren Via en.wikipedia.org ✓ Franklin Pierce Via en.wikipedia.org ✓ Rutherford B. Hayes Via en.wikipedia.org ✓ William McKinley Via en.wikipedia.org ✓ Richard Nixon Via en.wikipedia.org ✓ Warren G. Harding Which Barack Obama Are You? You got: State Senator Barack Obama You’re optimistic, young, and up-and-coming. For you, the future looks bright. Via americanprogress.org You got: President Barack Obama The last few years have been tough and you’re starting to show your age. You sometimes get mad about the little things. But you’re also powerful and accomplished. White House Photo You got: Stoner Barack Obama You’re young and carefree. The world to you looks like mixture of opportunity and dread depending on what mood you’re in. You’ve got you’re whole life ahead of you — someday you may even be president. You got: Candidate Barack Obama You are a confident, smooth, super opinionated operator. You’re fully capable of expressing your views with a forceful yet convincing delivery. You’ll squash anyone who gets in your way. Mark Knoller Tweet / Via buzzfeed.com You got: Community Organizer Barack Obama You’re young and ready to take on the world. People may not know your name right now, but you’re willing to work hard. Nothing can stop you and you know it. Via thegatewaypundit.com SHARE YOUR RESULTS Check out more articles on BuzzFeed.com!