10 Amazing White House Petitions

From El Paso to Alderan.

1. Let El Paso secede from Texas and become part of New Mexico.

Via: petitions.whitehouse.gov

2. Let Canada secede from the United States.

Via: petitions.whitehouse.gov

3. Let Alderan secede from the Galatic Republic.

Via: petitions.whitehouse.gov

4. Have the president attend a Fark.com party.

Via: petitions.whitehouse.gov

5. Deport everyone that signed a petition to secede.

Via: petitions.whitehouse.gov

6. A petition to regulate porno.

7. Let everyone punch Grover Norquist in the dick.

Via: dailycaller.com

8. Have a motorcycle-only judicial system.

9. “Legalize crystal fucking weed.”

Via: dailycaller.com

10. Let Atlanta secede from Georgia if Georgia secedes from the United States.