Andrew Kaczynski made their 50th BuzzFeed post on Jan 16! Or, I guess it's possible that 50 different people used Andrew Kaczynski's account to make one post each, in which case Andrew Kaczynski should probably change their password. Either way, congratulaâ€‹tions to Andrew Kaczynski! Here's to 50 more!
Andrew Kaczynski made their 1000th post on Nov 30! That is more than 10 times as many paragraphs as there in Immanuel Kant's Critique of Pure Reason. According to logic, this person must therefore be one of the greatest intellects in BuzzFeed's history.
Andrew Kaczynski has received more than 1,000 views to one of their posts on Dec 26! That is more people than went to see Gigli - a film starring Ben Affleck as a low-ranking mobster who kidnaps a mentally challenged teenager.
Andrew Kaczynski has received more than 10,000 views to one of their posts on Dec 31! That is more people than went to see The Adventures of Pluto Nash - a film starring Eddy Murphy as a retired space smuggler who runs a nightclub on the moon.
Andrew Kaczynski has received more than 100,000 views to their posts on Mar 29! More people have looked at Andrew Kaczynski's post than are killed by snake bites worldwide every year. (This description brought to you by the Coalition for Real but Unhelpful Statistics.)
Andrew Kaczynski has received more than 1,000,000 views to one of their posts on Jul 28! This is a phenomenal amount of views. More people have viewed Andrew Kaczynski's post than currently live in the state of Rhode Island. Wow.