69 Politicians As They Were In High School

Rob Portman had flowing locks. Rand Paul dissects a cat.

1. Wisconsin Congressman Paul Ryan

2. House Majority Leader Eric Cantor

3. Ohio Senator Rob Portman

5. Vice President Joe Biden

6. Former Vice President Dick Cheney

7. New York Governor Andrew Cuomo

8. New York City Mayor Mike Bloomberg

9. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton

10. Former Utah Governor Jon Huntsman

11. House Speaker John Boehner

12. Former Congressman and MSNBC host Joe Scarborough

13. Minnesota Congresswoman Michele Bachmann

14. Former President George W. Bush

15. Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid

16. Former Governor Mike Huckabee

17. Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu

18. Kentucky Senator Rand Paul “Dissects A Cat”

19. Obama Campaign Advisor David Axelrod

20. DNC Chair Debbie Wasserman Schultz

21. Former Vice President Al Gore

22. Texas Congressman Ron Paul

23. Indiana Governor Mitch Daniels

24. First Lady Michelle Obama

25. Former New York City Mayor Rudy Giuliani

26. Florida Governor Rick Scott

27. Wisconsin Governor Scott “The Desperado” Walker

28. Attorney General Eric Holder

29. Former Minnesota Governor Tim Pawlenty

30. House Minority Whip Steny Hoyer

31. Illinois Congressman Joe Walsh

33. California Congressman Darrell Issa

34. Connecticut Senator Joe Lieberman

35. Ohio Senator Sherrod Brown

36. Massachusetts Senator Scott Brown

37. California Congressman Kevin McCarthy

38. Republican Presidential Nominee Mitt Romney

39. Romney Advisor Stu Stevens

40. Former Pennsylvania Governor Ed Rendell

41. Former Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich

42. Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor

43. House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi

45. Massachusetts Senator John Kerry

46. Louisiana Senator David Vitter

47. MSNBC Host Rachel Maddow

48. California Senator Barbara Boxer

49. Arizona Governor Jan Brewer

50. Health and Human Services Secretary Kathleen Sebelius

51. Secretary of Defense Leon Panetta

52. California Congressman Dana Rohrabacher

53. Idaho Governor Butch Otter

54. Arizona Senator John McCain

55. Maine Governor Paul LePage

56. Nevada Governor Brian Sandoval

57. Former Vice President Dan Quayle

58. California Congressman Henry Waxman

59. Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano

60. Former Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld

61. Utah Congressman Jason Chaffetz

62. South Carolina Senator Jim DeMint

63. Pennsylvania Senator Pat Toomey

64. Georgia Senator Saxby Chambliss

65. Former Virginia Governor Tim Kaine

66. Supreme Court Justice Samuel Alito

67. Indiana Senator Richard Lugar

68. Democratic Strategist Paul Begala

69. Former First Lady Laura Bush

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Andrew Kaczynski is a political reporter for BuzzFeed News and is based in New York.
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