1. He's a pioneer. He was taking selfies before any of the rest of us were on it.
2. He knows that happiness begins with an unshakable faith in your own awesomeness.
3. He knows the importance of staying fresh.
4. And he knows that pleasure and leisure should be your highest priorities, even when time is short.
5. He'll show you the right way to spend a Saturday night.
6. But if you do like to party, there ain't no party like a Bravo party.
7. He will teach you that the key to comfort is creating it for yourself.
8. And that a little flattery never killed anyone.
9. He knows that persistence is the key to success.
10. And he'll teach you that all happy relationships are built on having things in common.
11. He'll teach you how to be self-reliant.
12. He knows that gender is just a construct and true confidence means defying convention.
13. He'll help you deal with situations calmly and without panicking.
14. He'll give you a motto to live by, and teach you to believe in yourself.
15. And of course, the main reason: His whole life is a pursuit of love.
(Even if that manifests as really terrible pick-up lines.)
Yep, sign me up.
