Look, there are plenty of horrible pickup lines floating around — but what about the ones that are just straight-up corny?
With some help from the BuzzFeed Community and Reddit, we rounded up our favorite cheesy pickup lines. Sure, they'll make you cringe... but they might also make you laugh!
1. "Hey Hun, you Solo?"
2. "Is your name Winter? Because you'll be coming tonight."
3. "Do you mind if I Slytherin?'"
4. Holds out hand. "Hey I'm going for a walk. Will you hold this for me?"
5. "Can I be your tomb raider?"
6. "I think you dropped something...your standards. Hey, nice to meet you!"
7. "Hey girl, you'd be worthy to lift my hammer."
8. "Someone farted, let's get out of here."
9. "Should I call you tomorrow or just roll over?"
10. "I AM the droid you're looking for."
11. "Spoon me like your favorite ice cream."
12. "Hey, I don't need Accio to make you come."
13. "Are you my big toe? Cuz I'd bang you on every piece of furniture I own."
14. "If I had four quarters to give to the four prettiest women in the world, you would have a dollar."
15. "Did you fall out of the vending machine? 'Cause you’re a snack."
16. "I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party."
17. "I wish we were shoelaces, so together we can be knotty."
18. "Want to touch my lightsaber?"
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19. "Did it hurt when you fell from Asgard?"
20. "On a scale of one to 10, you are a 9 and I am the 1 you need."
21. [Said to a history major:] "So you like history? Wanna come over and see my Battle of the Bulge?"
22. "Feel me up, Scotty."
23. "Hey, can you help me? I think my phone is broken. Your number's not in it."
24. "Do you want to sit on my lap and talk about the first thing that comes up?"
25. "Is your phone in your back pocket? Because your ass is calling me."
26. "We're both made of atoms, let's bond."
27. "I wish I was a derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves."
28. "I'd be honored if you let my hobbit into your Shire."
29. "Holy shit, dude. Your hand looks super heavy, do you need me to hold it for you?"
30. "I'm going to hit you like a snowstorm. Give you 8-9 inches and you won't be able to leave the house all weekend."
31. "Have you been sitting on sugar, cuz daaaamn that ass looks sweet!"
32. "I wish I were DNA Helicase, so I could unzip your genes."
33. "That shirt looks very becoming on you. Of course, if I were on you, I'd becoming too."
34. "[Said by a barista:] You're the whipped cream to my coffee — without you my life is bitter."
35. "I’ll put my basilisk in your Chamber of Secrets."
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36. "I’m planning on boycotting Trip Advisor because I looked up the best places to eat and you weren’t #1."
37. “Are you an oven? Cause you’re hot!”
38. "Do you have the time? The time for me to write down your number?"
39. "That's a nice shirt...could I talk you out of it?"
40. "You must be made of Copper and Tellurium because you are CuTe."
41. "Are you a Jedi? Because I'm feeling some strange Forces."
42. "If I were a stop light, I'd turn red every time you were near so I could stare at you longer."
43. "Did you just fart? Cause you blew me away."
44. "If you were a Transformer you'd be Optimus Fine!"
45. "Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see me in your pants."
46. "You know I'd like to invite you over, but I'm afraid you're so hot that you'll skyrocket my air-conditioning bill."
47. "It's like I'm an impatient archeologist and you're a newly found fossil, because I can't wait to date you."
48. "Are you Google? Because you are everything I'm searching for."
49. "Hi, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?"
50. "I'm Bruce Wayne in the streets, Batman in the sheets."
51. "Do you have a shovel in your pants? Cause I am digging that ass!"
52. "I don't have a library card, but I'll still try to check you out."
53. "Roses are red, violets are blue, sliding into your DMs to holla at you."
54. "You must be a White Walker, because I want you to have my baby."
55. "Hey girl, do you like Pokemon? 'Cause I would love to get a Pikachu!"
56. "Is your name Gillette? Because you're the best a man can get"
57. "I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together."
58. "I'm going outside for a moment. Mind holding this for me? (holds out hand)"
59. "Girl does your dad own Campbells because you look mm-mm good!"
60. "I think my Spotify is broken. You’re not listed in the hottest singles."
61. "Even if there was no gravity on Earth, I would still fall for you."
62. "Have you got any raisins? Well, then how about a date?"
63. "Hey girl, you know what this sweater is made of? Boyfriend material."
64. ".com here often?"
65. "My thumb drive and your USB should get together."
66. "I just wanna Klingon to you all night long."
67. [Said to someone with missing fingers:] "I see that you're missing some digits, so here are mine."
68. "You're so sweet that you put Hersey's out of business!"
69. [Said to someone named Alyssa:] "You can call me Leonardo DaVinci, because I will make you moan-Alyssa."
70. "Are you a baker? Because those buns are hot!"
71. "Are you from the Netherlands, cause AmsterDAM."
72. "I don't need a flux capacitor to know that you are my future."
73. "Are you from Tennessee, because you are the only ten I see."
74. "Girl are you a beaver? Cause dam."
75. "Baby you turn my floppy disc into a hard drive."
76. "Are you a library book? Because I'm checking you out!"
77. "I'm having a sale in my bedroom. My clothes are 100% off."
78. "If I was a cop I'd give you a ticket because you have fine written all over you."
79. "Girl, are you my appendix? because I don't know what you do, but I've got a feeling in my gut that I've gotta take you out!"
80. "I have a theory and it involves a big bang."
81. "Hi, I'm writing a report on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could use you as an example..."
82. "If you were a vegetable, you'd be a CUTEcumber."
83. [Dating app message:] "I'm actually from the future where we've been married twenty years. I'm just here to resolve an argument over when and where our first date was."
84. [Said to a girl named Jen]: "Do you spell you name G-I-N? Cause you make me intoxicated."
85. "Poof! Well, here I am. The genie said you still have two more wishes, though."
86. "You look so familiar… didn't we take a class together? I could've sworn we had chemistry."
87. [Said to a girl named Mariel:] "I don't date tens, I only Mariel-evens."
88. [Said by someone's ex:] "Are you my dad? 'Cause I miss you."
89. [Said to a girl named Brandy:] "Ah, no wonder I found you so intoxicating from across the room."
90. "Hey, do you want to come watch porn on my flat screen mirror?"
91. "Are you an unpaid parking ticket? 'Cause you got mighty fine written all over you."
What are some of the cheesiest pickup lines you've ever heard of/used? Feel free to let us know in the comments below!
This article contains content from Ehis Osifo. It was compiled by Salimah McCullough.