2. Oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god…
3. Okay, don’t freak out. It’s got to be around here somewhere.
4. I’m just going to unpack my everything I own until I find it.
11. All right, this is officially starting to suck.
13. Think. Think. Think. What is every place I’ve ever been?
18. What if someone needs to get ahold of me?
24. I should call the cops to report it as stolen. Wait…I don’t have a phone.
25. It’s official: updating my Facebook so everyone knows I lost my phone.
“Hi everyone. I’m not dead. I just lost my phone. Feel free to email me about anything important. I’ll be compulsively checking my inbox until I can get to the Verizon store.”
26. Hold on. You can track your phone when you lose it?
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