1.
"Is that your booty or a keg? Either way, I'd like to tap it."
2.
"Did you fart? Because you just blew me away."
3.
"You smell bad... wanna take a shower?"
4.
"I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?"
5.
"My magic watch says you're missing your pants. No? Well, it must be 10 minutes fast."
6.
*mumbled fast* "Personwhoisgoinghomewithmetonightsayswhat? "
7.
"Hey girl, I wish I were a derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves."
8.
"If you were a library book, I'd check you out."
9.
"Spank me if I'm wrong, but is your name ____?"
10.
"Wanna go to Ireland? Because my pants are dublin'."
11.
"If you're anything like your mother, we'll have a great time tonight."
12.
"You're like a prize-winning fish. I don't know whether to eat you or mount you."
"So let's be brief. Do you want to go out?"
