The 12 Worst Pick-Up Lines Of All Time

Pick-up lines. Sometimes they work, sometimes they don’t. Actually, the majority of the time, they don’t work. Just ask the News Team’s Brian Fantana… he’s probably tried ‘em all.

1. “Is that your booty or a keg? Either way, I’d like to tap it.”

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2. “Did you fart? Because you just blew me away.”

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3. “You smell bad… wanna take a shower?”

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4. “I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?”

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5. “My magic watch says you’re missing your pants. No? Well, it must be 10 minutes fast.”

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6. *mumbled fast* “Personwhoisgoinghomewithmetonightsayswhat?

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7. “Hey girl, I wish I were a derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.”

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8. “If you were a library book, I’d check you out.”

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9. “Spank me if I’m wrong, but is your name ____?”

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*Note: Don’t say her actual name.

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10. “Wanna go to Ireland? Because my pants are dublin’.”

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11. “If you’re anything like your mother, we’ll have a great time tonight.”

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12. “You’re like a prize-winning fish. I don’t know whether to eat you or mount you.”

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“So let’s be brief. Do you want to go out?”

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We can go see Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues In theaters December 18.

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