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22 Conversations Every Cat Owner Has Had With Their Pet

“So help me god, if you don’t get down from there!”

1. “Do you do anything besides sleep all day?”

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2. “Am I allowed to pet you now?”

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How many belly rubs before you bite the shit out of me?

3. “What the hell are you doing in the sink?”

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Did you forget where the water comes from? Again.

4. “What the fuck are you doing?!”

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5. “I thought cats were supposed to be smart…”

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6. “You want to come inside?! But I just let you outside!”

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Fine, fine! OMG please stop.

7. “Aren’t cats supposed to be graceful?”

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8. “Do I even want to know what happened?”

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9. “No, really, why did Ancient Egyptians worship you guys?”

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You are SO weird.

10. “Can you stop fucking with the dog?”

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I think he’s starting to get a complex.

11. “You know, I was reading that.”

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12. “Are you ever nice to anyone?!”

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13. “If you don’t stop scratching the door, so help me god!”

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It’s 3 in the morning! I’ll let you out later!

14. “OH MY GOD. I CAN’T EVEN.”

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What the hell is wrong with you?!

15. “First off, how the hell did you get in there? Second, how long were you in there?!”

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Since I left for work?!

16. “Can you please stop chewing all of my nice things?”

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I know you don’t understand (or care about) money but those cost a lot.

17. “Do you think you could eat your food and not make a huge mess?”

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Every day. Every damn day with you, cat.

18. “Will anything I ever do be enough for you?”

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No? OK.

19. “Were you born an asshole? Cause I sure as hell didn’t raise you to be this way.”

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20. Are you comfortable there?

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Because you being comfortable really is what matters.

21. “Please, for the love of god, get down from there!”

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Why do you love breaking all of my things?

22. “Why are you so obsessed with that box?”

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You do realize you don’t fit in there, right?

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