3. The “If I lay just like this, I might not puke on myself today” hangover.
5. The “holy shit, what the hell happened last night” hangover.
7. The “just leave me here, I’ll be fine” hangover.
10. The “my mouth tastes like the bar floor” hangover.
13. The “I need to get my shit together, but not now” hangover.
In The News Today
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