3. The “If I lay just like this, I might not puke on myself today” hangover.
5. The “holy shit, what the hell happened last night” hangover.
7. The “just leave me here, I’ll be fine” hangover.
10. The “my mouth tastes like the bar floor” hangover.
13. The “I need to get my shit together, but not now” hangover.
Here Are The Top Stories
- Mullah Omar — leader of the Taliban — has died, according to multiple reports.
- Officials released new footage proving Sandra Bland was "alive and well" when her mugshot was taken. The release aims to counter social media rumors that she was deceased in the photo.
- The NFL has upheld Patriots quarterback Tom Brady's four-game suspension for his alleged involvement with the deflation of footballs 🏈