1. The “Hangover? What hangover, I feel great!” hangover.
3. The “If I lay just like this, I might not puke on myself today” hangover.
5. The “holy shit, what the hell happened last night” hangover.
7. The “just leave me here, I’ll be fine” hangover.
9. The “I’m not even going to try fucking moving” hangover.
10. The “my mouth tastes like the bar floor” hangover.
12. The “Make it stop, please make it stop” hangover.
13. The “I need to get my shit together, but not now” hangover.
14. The “fuck, it’s way too bright in here” hangover.
15. The “For the love of God, please just let me sleep” hangover.
16. The “I am never drinking, ever, ever again” hangover.
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