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    Come Here, Little Monkey Cat

    SoBe paid over $4 Million for a 1 minute commercial slot during the second quarter of Super Bowl XLII. Evidently, the commercial featured lizards dancing to the song, "Thriller". I actually don't remember that, despite watching the Super Bowl mostly for ads. What I do remember, and actually have spent years looking for, is this series of radio ads that ran in maybe 2002 or so involving the appeals of a guy with an amusing accent and a penchant for rambling similes.