1. Graffiti that’s genuinely awesome.
2. And graffiti that’s terrible.
3. The threat of certain death by seagull at any given moment.
4. Fatboy Slim gigs on the beach.
5. And Nick Cave helping a fire-juggling unicyclist.
6. A dog cafe that sells chicken-flavoured ice cream.
7. This brilliant raving granddad.
8. An annual naked bike ride.
9. A hotel with an actual rotating bed and mirrored-ceiling.
10. A festival entirely dedicated to sandcastles.
11. A celebrity death board.
12. The real* possibility of planning notice for a pork palace.
13. And talks of an actual zipwire on the seafront.
#Brighton big wheel to be replaced by zip wire? https://t.co/KGy1EdhrqC
Never shall we need to use our idiotic legs to travel again.
14. Penis decorations.
15. A night out for tattoo-clad hipsters.
16. A masterful man with a van.
17. Traffic wardens who do everything by the book.
18. Friendly pet fosterers.
19. A walk amongst the living dead.
20. Rather bizarre police call outs.
@C00pasaurus 2/2 Upon entry to the property they did indeed find Nicholas Cage. Luckily no one else who was hurt or in danger.
Life-sized celebrity cutouts, terrorising the world since the adventures of Kevin McCallister.
21. Brighton Pride.
