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ZOMG Fashion Week? Time For Cocaine Jokes!

Here are 17 that wound up on Twitter.

I know, right? Now tell your friends!
ZOMG Fashion Week? Time For Cocaine Jokes!
Amy Odell

First, the obvious “Fashion Week is sapping the cocaine supply” jokes:

1.
Jack Mackenroth @jackmackenroth

When your coke dealer is "too busy" at 8 am, you know it's Fashion Week in New York.

12:19 PM - 7 Sep 12
2.
Kristeen @PaperDoll24

Fashion Week, no wonder the cocaine supply is low ~

4:44 AM - 13 Sep 12
3.
Mac @Mac10colorado

New York Fashion Week aka The Cocaine Olympics #ItsSnowing

4:29 PM - 11 Sep 12

Joan Rivers even got in on this:

4.
Joan Rivers @Joan_Rivers

I love meeting all the designers at Fashion Week. This year they're pushing more new lines than Courtney Love's dealer.

3:05 PM - 13 Sep 12

And the less funny, sometimes nonsensical tweets that I assume were attempts at gut-busting humor:

5.
buck memphis @buckmemphis

The sewers will be flooded with cocaine and vomit. RT @GaryJanetti It's fashion week in New York which means... um... uh... nothing.

3:37 PM - 7 Sep 12
6.
William Jones @AchinglyChic

I reckon Andy Murray is snorting coke off a model at New York Fashion Week right now.

8:12 AM - 11 Sep 12
7.
AL FENZA @AlFenza

Since its fashion week, this is when the economy is good for coke dealers. #fact

8:55 PM - 7 Sep 12
8.
Drunk Santa @theweeklydrunk

The only difference between Fashion Week and Shark Week is that the sharks don't do lines of coke and bang the photographer after it's over

6:05 PM - 7 Sep 12
9.
Republic of Anthony @BissieSmalls

ultimate #nyfw starbucks drink would be a venti skim vanilla cigarette butt latte with an expresso shot, no whip & a dash of colombian coke.

3:12 PM - 13 Sep 12
10.
NYC Doorman @NYDoorman

Shouts to the PR girls who can go back to their steady diets of coke and cock now that #NYFW is pretty much over.

1:24 AM - 11 Sep 12

And people who might not even be joking at all:

11.
soleilalaplage @soleilalaplage

“@INTERMIX: Ever wonder what keeps our buyers going though fashion week? intr.mx/QbaSac #NYFW” From my experience, cocaine.

9:24 PM - 11 Sep 12
12.
FashionFuckwit @FashionFuckwit

which fuckwit fashion PR thought it would be a nice treat to give FROWers at #NYFW coke as a gift bag item?

1:26 PM - 13 Sep 12
13.
Courtney Williams @YourHighness___

Very easy to score "stuffs" in NY might I add. I just got out the airport. O yeah its NYFW. Coke n Mollymen are booming.

2:04 AM - 10 Sep 12
14.
Cory Willet @corywillet

@ArmaniExchange #Espresso is the ticket... it's pretty much the #caffeine version of #cocaine, unless your already on that O_O #NYFW

6:21 PM - 10 Sep 12
15.
Confidenti@l @nycConfidential

Overheard last night at Jason Wu after party: "the only thing more addictive than cocaine is fame." happy day 3 of #NYFW! Go get 'em

12:45 PM - 8 Sep 12
16.
Giana DiGiulio @GianaDiGiulio

I wonder how much cocaine models do during fashion week... #curious

6:54 PM - 12 Sep 12
17.
Morocco J @SLUTLUST

It's "it's harder to get into the bathroom than getting into the ultra exclusive fashion party because everyone is on cocaine" week #NYFW

7:21 PM - 6 Sep 12

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