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ZOMG Fashion Week? Time For Cocaine Jokes!

Here are 17 that wound up on Twitter.

First, the obvious “Fashion Week is sapping the cocaine supply” jokes:

1.

When your coke dealer is “too busy” at 8 am, you know it’s Fashion Week in New York.— Jack Mackenroth

2.

Fashion Week, no wonder the cocaine supply is low ~— Kristeen

3.

New York Fashion Week aka The Cocaine Olympics #ItsSnowing— Mac

Joan Rivers even got in on this:

4.

I love meeting all the designers at Fashion Week. This year they're pushing more new lines than Courtney Love's dealer.

— Joan_Rivers (@Joan Rivers)

I love meeting all the designers at Fashion Week. This year they’re pushing more new lines than Courtney Love’s dealer.— Joan Rivers

And the less funny, sometimes nonsensical tweets that I assume were attempts at gut-busting humor:

5.

The sewers will be flooded with cocaine and vomit. RT @GaryJanetti It's fashion week in New York which means... um... uh... nothing.

— buckmemphis (@buck memphis)

The sewers will be flooded with cocaine and vomit. RT @GaryJanetti It’s fashion week in New York which means… um… uh… nothing.— buck memphis

6.

I reckon Andy Murray is snorting coke off a model at New York Fashion Week right now.

— AchinglyChic (@William Jones)

I reckon Andy Murray is snorting coke off a model at New York Fashion Week right now.— William Jones

7.

Since its fashion week, this is when the economy is good for coke dealers. #fact

— AlFenza (@AL FENZA)

Since its fashion week, this is when the economy is good for coke dealers. #fact— AL FENZA

8.

The only difference between Fashion Week and Shark Week is that the sharks don't do lines of coke and bang the photographer after it's over

— theweeklydrunk (@Drunk Santa)

The only difference between Fashion Week and Shark Week is that the sharks don’t do lines of coke and bang the photographer after it’s over— Drunk Santa

9.

ultimate #nyfw starbucks drink would be a venti skim vanilla cigarette butt latte with an expresso shot, no whip & a dash of colombian coke.

— BissieSmalls (@Republic of Anthony )

ultimate #nyfw starbucks drink would be a venti skim vanilla cigarette butt latte with an expresso shot, no whip & a dash of colombian coke.— Republic of Anthony

10.

Shouts to the PR girls who can go back to their steady diets of coke and cock now that #NYFW is pretty much over.

— NYDoorman (@NYC Doorman)

Shouts to the PR girls who can go back to their steady diets of coke and cock now that #NYFW is pretty much over.— NYC Doorman

And people who might not even be joking at all:

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“@INTERMIX: Ever wonder what keeps our buyers going though fashion week? http://t.co/iYw5fTxP #NYFW” From my experience, cocaine.

— soleilalaplage (@soleilalaplage)

“@INTERMIX: Ever wonder what keeps our buyers going though fashion week? http://t.co/iYw5fTxP #NYFW” From my experience, cocaine.— soleilalaplage

12.

which fuckwit fashion PR thought it would be a nice treat to give FROWers at #NYFW coke as a gift bag item?

— FashionFuckwit (@FashionFuckwit)

which fuckwit fashion PR thought it would be a nice treat to give FROWers at #NYFW coke as a gift bag item?— FashionFuckwit

13.

Very easy to score "stuffs" in NY might I add. I just got out the airport. O yeah its NYFW. Coke n Mollymen are booming.

— YourHighness___ (@Courtney Williams)

Very easy to score “stuffs” in NY might I add. I just got out the airport. O yeah its NYFW. Coke n Mollymen are booming.— Courtney Williams

14.

@ArmaniExchange #Espresso is the ticket... it's pretty much the #caffeine version of #cocaine, unless your already on that O_O #NYFW

— corywillet (@Cory Willet)

@ArmaniExchange #Espresso is the ticket… it’s pretty much the #caffeine version of #cocaine, unless your already on that O_O #NYFW— Cory Willet

15.

Overheard last night at Jason Wu after party: "the only thing more addictive than cocaine is fame." happy day 3 of #NYFW! Go get 'em

— nycConfidential (@Confidenti@l)

Overheard last night at Jason Wu after party: “the only thing more addictive than cocaine is fame.” happy day 3 of #NYFW! Go get ‘em— Confidenti@l

16.

I wonder how much cocaine models do during fashion week... #curious

— GianaDiGiulio (@Giana DiGiulio)

I wonder how much cocaine models do during fashion week… #curious— Giana DiGiulio

17.

It's "it's harder to get into the bathroom than getting into the ultra exclusive fashion party because everyone is on cocaine" week #NYFW

— SLUTLUST (@Morocco J)

It’s “it’s harder to get into the bathroom than getting into the ultra exclusive fashion party because everyone is on cocaine” week #NYFW— Morocco J

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