Which Insane Headlines About Jessica Simpson’s Pregnancy Actually Ran?

Can you spot the headlines written by actual publications and the headlines I just made up?

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1. NEW PIC: Jessica Simpson, Still Pregnant, Goes for a Drive

2. Jessica Simpson, Still Pregnant, Walks ‘Slower Than a Sloth’

3. Jessica Simpson, Still Pregnant: I Want to Give Birth in a “Leopard Caftan”

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4. SPOTTED: Extraordinarily Pregnant Jessica Simpson

5. Opinion: She’ll let you know when she’s had the baby

6. Editorial: Why Jessica Simpson Deserves to be Pregnant for as Long as She Can Stand It

7. Jessica Simpson: ‘I’m Still Pregnant’

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8. Wendy Williams Thinks Jessica Simpson Had Her Baby: Why We’re Not Convinced

9. Snooki Thinks Jessica Simpson’s Bump Is Huge: Why We Agree

10. Jessica Simpson wants scotch after giving birth: report

11. Jessica Simpson Running Out of Maternity Caftans, Considers Wearing Duvet Cover

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12. ‘I would die if I were her size’: Pregnant Snooki reveals she’s skipping fatty food to avoid getting as big as Jessica Simpson

13. Baby Continues to Occupy Jessica Simpson

14. Jessica Simpson wants to install fabulous fish tank after birth: report

15. Jessica Simpson spotted out, still very pregnant

16. Pregnant Jessica Simpson May Have To Be Induced Soon, Says Expert

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